EmeraldSilver Blogs

“If we were in South America, we could order from Amazon!”

“In the nearly abandoned dig.”
“It’s our dig now!”

“Wait, who was included in that pointing?”

“Why him?”
“The last time I did it to a random guy, it incited a mob.”

“He’s a member of the P-Funk All-stars.”
“The what?”
“Parliament.”

“‘Don’t use any weapons on it, they don’t have any effect.'”
“Never have I been so glad to be wrong.”
“‘Don’t let him have a flare gun, he’ll set everything on fire…'”

“What’s the DC equivalent of giant octopus logo?”
“Aquaman.”

“It’s only a problem if he goes full Riff Raff.”
“You never go full Riff Raff.”

“I should never be Plan A. I. SHOULD. NEVER. BE. PLAN. A.”

“But it’s not as bad as the guy that turned into eels.”