EmeraldSilver Blogs

“See, you guys have heard of the face on Mars, right?”
“Clearly, this is the other end.”
“The butthole of Australia.”

“So we have Schroedinger’s cthuloids.”

“That says fire eater.”
“No it doesn’t.”
[two at once] “Yes, it does.”

“I think that was my favorite character with this group.”
“Yeah, that was the one I disliked the least.”

“I have it listed as ‘Nyarthotep and friends.'”

“So what you need to do is trade the baby for a Versa.”

“If you’re talking about the contract for the house, the only one is for pants.”

“Meme is Facebook for news?”

“I do feel like there’s a point at which the crazy will exceed my ability to role-play it.”

“It’s a cry for help.”
“I know, but he’s not getting it from me!”