{"id":50,"date":"2011-04-11T15:53:50","date_gmt":"2011-04-11T15:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/2011\/04\/11\/the-unedited-note-to-random\/"},"modified":"2011-04-11T15:53:50","modified_gmt":"2011-04-11T15:53:50","slug":"the-unedited-note-to-random","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/2011\/04\/11\/the-unedited-note-to-random\/","title":{"rendered":"The unedited note to Random"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your Majesty,<\/p>\n<p>I spoke with my mother.  She says my da was a Navy man calling himself Corby, and that she&#8217;s pretty sure that ain&#8217;t his real name.  Officer material, apparently.  She said he was tall, dark, and clean &#8211; and that last, that was a selling point, which told me more than I wanted to know about the daft woman&#8217;s standards.  Also don&#8217;t seem to help much, seeing as how I seem to recall that most of the old princes was tall, dark, and clean.  I ain&#8217;t expecting to get a damn word more on the subject from the stubborn old bitch; maybe someone else would have better luck.<\/p>\n<p>-Raven&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your Majesty,<br \/>\nI spoke with my mother.  She says my da was a Navy man calling himself Corby, and that she&#8217;s pretty sure that ain&#8217;t his real name.  Officer material, apparently.  She said he was tall, dark, and clean &#8211; and that last, that was a sellin&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-not-really-a-post-outtakes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}