{"id":73,"date":"2012-07-31T15:05:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-31T20:05:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/?p=73"},"modified":"2012-07-31T15:05:36","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T20:05:36","slug":"73","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/2012\/07\/31\/73\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I saw it start.&#8221; Robin confirms.<br \/>\n&#8220;When we got to the place Ash sent us, the atmosphere was tinder all around &amp; people were skittish, so me and Raven didn&#8217;t go in. &#8216;Stead we took up positions out back to see what was flushed.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cTwo amorous drunks joined us shortly. \u00a0Just then, Kitten &#8211; flunky of interest &#8211; exits the nearby loo. \u00a0Raven asks one of the drunks a polite question and said drunk decides to threaten a uniformed captain of Xanadu\u2019s navy. \u00a0There are more words and Kitten escalates to punching. \u00a0Drunk #1 goes down, drunk #2 starts screaming.\u00a0 I shoot Kitten, (just a little bit &#8211; he\u2019s fine) scoop him up and am back on the roof pretty darn quick. \u00a0Raven moves to comfort Drunk #2. That\u2019s when we\u2019re hit with a mob from inside the tavern. \u00a0They\u2019re already well into torches-and-pitchforks mode , and all for attacking captain, my royal cousin.\u201d she nods to Raven.<br \/>\n\u201cNow our directive was \u2018no bodies on the ground,\u2019\u201d Robin nods to Jerod, \u00a0\u201cand especially not ours.\u201d \u00a0She nods to the King. \u00a0\u201cBut since folks aren\u2019t even a little inclined to talk, me and Raven exit the scene by the fastest, more torturous route we can find and eventually we lose &#8217;em.\u201d<br \/>\nRobin shrugs. \u00a0Humans and liquor, what can you say?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Note to self: next time, don&#8217;t let the Ranger tell the story.\u00a0 That ain&#8217;t got near enough wiggle room.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I saw it start.&#8221; Robin confirms. &#8220;When we got to the place Ash sent us, the atmosphere was tinder all around &amp; people were skittish, so me and Raven didn&#8217;t go in. &#8216;Stead we took up positions out back to see what was flushed.\u201d \u201cTwo amorous drunks joined us shortly. \u00a0Just then, Kitten &#8211; flunky [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thinking-out-loud"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.emeraldsilver.com\/raven\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}