Pathfinder, 9/26
“Well, you guys are around him all the time; shoot rubber bands at his penis until he does it.”
Month: September, 2013
Pathfinder, 9/19
“Mistress.” “No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.” “I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”
He picks one up. “Opinions, lads? What was Lucas up to, why the boy, and what else do we not know? I don’t think they’re decorative.” “Well, my mother is one Royal baby away from completing a trifecta. I’d suggest you issue a Royal order for all men in the family except me and Max […]
Pathfinder, 9/12
“I prefer gif animations of cats, because I don’t have the attention span for a video.”
Pathfinder, 9/5
“If I was going to beat someone with a game console, I would use the original X-Box.”