Pathfinder, 10/1
“This being the internet, I’m sure there are people out there claiming that scopes are cheating.” “Uh… I agree. Scopes are very disadvantageous to people charging across the battlefield.” “To be fair, so is aiming.”
Category: Pathfinder
Pathfinder, 9/24
“I have to kill all the monkeys and start again!”
Pathfinder, 9/17
“Wait, do we set a standard?”
Pathfinder, 9/10
“I’ve started leading with horse fisting… that’s not getting tweeted, is it?” “It is now.”
Pathfinder, 8/20
“Bryan, I sent you your panties.” “…What?”
Pathfinder, 8/6
“I was very afraid at that time; I was new and you people were awful.”
Pathfinder, 7/30
“Friends don’t let friends drive drunk on power.”
Pathfinder, 7/23
“I notice you didn’t mention pants.” “That’s why they call it ‘commando.’”
Pathfinder, 7/16
“Think of how many horrible things politicians have said in the last five years. How many of them could have been said by CleverBot?”
Pathfinder, 7/9
“I’m not sure I’d trust him…” “You can stop there.”