EmeraldSilver Blogs

“This is not auction for the lowest bidder!”

[Discussing guns in vaginas…] “I wish I hadn’t thought of that.” “What?” “Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘vaginal discharge’.”

“If this taco was any messier, Bryan would be covered in barbecue sauce.” “I already am.”

“There’s a teleport upgrade for World of Tanks?” “Yes, it’s called Displacement, or Internet Lag.”