EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Raise your hand if the idea of me without a shirt on does not make you want to throw up a little?”

“I’m gonna give Collins a moment or two to get up here, so I don’t have to repeat the setup again.” “What?” “…Kacey, would you like a hero point?”

“That looks like a really weird vagina.” “I want to argue with you, Collins, but I can’t.”

“I already made one shitty-ass character; why would I want to create two shitty-ass characters?  At least animals come pre-made!”