“Dwarves are not known for their clinginess.” “Don’t make me lower your intelligence.” “People have clearly gotten to this room and gotten frustrated. As though the writers didn’t write a way out of this room.” “None of these spells will help. Does anyone have spells that will help?”“Tasha’s Hideous Laughter.” “Nine.”“It’s not the lowest.”“No, it’s […]
“I need 10 minutes.”“I can guarantee 6 seconds.” “Dwarves have just an innate ability to swim through sand. Right?”“Sure.”“…Right.” “I would like to point out that the last time you did something that didn’t sound like crazy talk, we ended up in this room. So maybe you’re not the best person to say what’s crazy […]
“Doctorate studies, also known as forgery?”“I have that.” “I am really hoping that if things go well on Friday, I might actually want to run again.”“The first thing you need is a different group.” “Sardonyx is my spirit gem.” “Assault with a deadly weapon or murder.”“The thug starter kit.” “Don’t worry, on your stone I’ll […]
“It was totally worth thunder-waving the nursery.”“Plant nursery, not child nursery. He did not Thunder Wave the younglings.” “You hear the distant sound of hernia.” “It’s cloaca clobberin’ time.” “You do know that’s a demon, right?”“We never try talking to them first!”“Do you want a pact? Because that’s how you get a pact.” “Schroedinger’s vrock.” […]