“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…” “Bathe me and bring me to me.” “Oh, you weren’t supposed to run things. You were just supposed to tell people I’d be back soon in a threatening manner.” “Was it a +1 street?” “I regenerate my gumption every night. So I have it in […]
“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy because that’s all we had.” “See, purple and green go together. Who knew?”“Yeah.”“So you knew?” “How do you know it’s not the same pocket?”“We spent hours reaching around in – never mind.”“I was wearing mine as a jock […]
“I clearly became obsessed with portraits.”“Became?” “You are just making shit up now.”“Now? Now?!”
“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”“It’s just a double-wide, ok?” “Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been here the whole game!” “It just makes it more awkward if I know about the tree before I enter it.”“I prefer my trees to be anonymous.” “This is why we can’t have nice things.”“These ARE the nice things!” […]
“Fucking human engineering!” “Buy him something fancy – “(snorts)“Alcohol. Fancy alcohol.” “If I were a vizier, that’s what I would write in the dictionary.”
“You have a… breastplate… huh?”“That was on the side!” “He doesn’t have all the hats I’ve got.”“I do. I just don’t want to mess up my hair.” “There was an effect that made everyone appear evil. Our people are… not bad.” “This is the down side to learning to read.”“People cut off your head and […]
“My version of helping the Dreaming is knifing a bunch of people and then going, ‘Fog?’” “We’ve had some good times.”“No one’s dead.”“We’ve had some okay times.”
“One thing at a time. Who later, what now.” “You’re too emotional about this. Let’s find something to kill.” “I mean, catapults are not that hard to build.”“Really?! New plan.”
“It’s a burden being smart. People ask you what to do, and you’re like ‘stabbings?’” “Oh, it’s a temple now! Interesting.”“That’s what I’d call my opium den. For tax purposes.” “But the attack is coming from the outside!”“Yes, I am.” “Stairs?”“Harem.”“Fuck.”“No.”“Wrong door.”
“Not all squiggles are writing!”“I know. That’s why I’m asking him! You’re unreliable.” “It might be too much, but you guys are going to be wise and powerful – ““We’re still going to be us! We’re the problem!” “7!”“I beat that with the number on the die.”“I mean, technically so did I…” “Every character has […]