“And then we kill them.”“For their crimes?”“For getting caught.” “I am not hungry.”“Then why did you steal bread?”“It was a bad metaphor.” “250 gold for… each of us?”“Yes.”“For each child.”“Yes.”“Do you have any other children who are missing…?” “I wonder how much money they took with them. Rich kids don’t know how to count; they […]
“Besides, we have to make sure the fight starts.”“That’s a good plan. I like this plan.”“I’m pretty sure that’s the plan we came in here with.” “Because we’re learning lessons here.”“Are we?”“No, because we’re back in this fucking library again.” ” – Coating his breastplate in rime. Thick frost.”“I didn’t think it was sick beats.” […]
“We’re thieves! If we’re not stealing anything, we’re not doing what we were put on this earth to do!” “We are not waterboarding Nine.” “The brewery? That’s where the beer is born.” “Why did we need salt…?”“I think that was something you came up with.”“Oh, it was definitely something I came up with. Most of […]
“You, boy, carry this bag for me – it’s too heavy!”“What’s in that bag? A ladder?”“No, that’s the other bag.” “The pangolin looks at you like, ‘You want me to take care of this, boss? They both have kneecaps.’” “You don’t want to be part of the cuddle interrogation?” “Being completely honest, it’s probably pretty […]
“There has to be a portmanteau there – banana pandemic…” “Bathe me and bring me to me.” “Oh, you weren’t supposed to run things. You were just supposed to tell people I’d be back soon in a threatening manner.” “Was it a +1 street?” “I regenerate my gumption every night. So I have it in […]
“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy because that’s all we had.” “See, purple and green go together. Who knew?”“Yeah.”“So you knew?” “How do you know it’s not the same pocket?”“We spent hours reaching around in – never mind.”“I was wearing mine as a jock […]
“I clearly became obsessed with portraits.”“Became?” “You are just making shit up now.”“Now? Now?!”
“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”“It’s just a double-wide, ok?” “Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been here the whole game!” “It just makes it more awkward if I know about the tree before I enter it.”“I prefer my trees to be anonymous.” “This is why we can’t have nice things.”“These ARE the nice things!” […]
“Fucking human engineering!” “Buy him something fancy – “(snorts)“Alcohol. Fancy alcohol.” “If I were a vizier, that’s what I would write in the dictionary.”
“You have a… breastplate… huh?”“That was on the side!” “He doesn’t have all the hats I’ve got.”“I do. I just don’t want to mess up my hair.” “There was an effect that made everyone appear evil. Our people are… not bad.” “This is the down side to learning to read.”“People cut off your head and […]