“This is exactly how you thought this was going to go, wasn’t it.” “I kind of imagine that if you try to pick up Nine, it’s not so much that you get actively stabbed – ““You might.”” – As it is that there’s so many fucking knives, there’s nowhere soft to grab.” “Flap it like […]
“Oh, I’m about to do something stupid and hilarious.”“…I’m glad it’s hilarious?” “I don’t know if the skin has a mind.” “I’ve got daggers for every occasion here.” “I told you to throw the budgeoning dagger. It’s called a rock…” “How dare you attack me with your coccyx?” “So this has turned into a GoFundMe.” […]
“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into this and my dice are going to betray me horribly.”“Or mine.”“Embrace the healing power of ‘and.’” “I heard there was this thing called ‘baths.’ I’m looking into it.” “I’m just trying to stand up for someone that doesn’t […]
“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.” “Does it zap you when you lick it?”“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!” “How much money have I give you […]
“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to have a trademark, but apparently I have a trademark.” “Hey, you wanna stupidly climb into something twice tonight?” “Wow. I thought we were kind of edgy with what we take from our crimes…”
“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have more than we started with.”“Ah, ah, ah. Not true.”“OK, we have more than we knew we had when we started.” “Just don’t go by the crematorium.”“That’s a whole other kind of snowman.”“That has more man than snow in […]
“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”“Yeah, but all your songs would be ” seal noises “I don’t know how you’re writing a quote for that; it’s not going to work without the hands.” “Orphanages are just… shops, right? Where you go to buy orphans?” “No, he’s – oh, you […]
“Who at this table has a con bonus?”“A negative bonus is still a bonus.” “You guys fucking nuked the dangerous enemy, but the mooks…”“This was four on one!” “Nothing says we can’t have more than one brewer. The Coors brothers are a thing.”“Yeah, but we want good beer.”
“Ambrose.”“That was Ambrose.”“I know.”“Oh, that’s an attack…”
“I’m a gnome with 9 strength!”“All you need is the strength of a Nine!” “I didn’t get a bad feeling about them?”“I like that that’s our standard now.” “I think Nine has a tattoo that says ‘If you can read this, get a tattoo done,’ but I think it was meant to say ‘leave the […]