EmeraldSilver Blogs

“My version of helping the Dreaming is knifing a bunch of people and then going, ‘Fog?’” “We’ve had some good times.”“No one’s dead.”“We’ve had some okay times.”

“One thing at a time. Who later, what now.” “You’re too emotional about this. Let’s find something to kill.” “I mean, catapults are not that hard to build.”“Really?! New plan.”

“It’s a burden being smart. People ask you what to do, and you’re like ‘stabbings?’” “Oh, it’s a temple now! Interesting.”“That’s what I’d call my opium den. For tax purposes.” “But the attack is coming from the outside!”“Yes, I am.” “Stairs?”“Harem.”“Fuck.”“No.”“Wrong door.”

“Not all squiggles are writing!”“I know. That’s why I’m asking him! You’re unreliable.” “It might be too much, but you guys are going to be wise and powerful – ““We’re still going to be us! We’re the problem!” “7!”“I beat that with the number on the die.”“I mean, technically so did I…” “Every character has […]

“This is exactly how you thought this was going to go, wasn’t it.” “I kind of imagine that if you try to pick up Nine, it’s not so much that you get actively stabbed – ““You might.”” – As it is that there’s so many fucking knives, there’s nowhere soft to grab.” “Flap it like […]

“Oh, I’m about to do something stupid and hilarious.”“…I’m glad it’s hilarious?” “I don’t know if the skin has a mind.” “I’ve got daggers for every occasion here.” “I told you to throw the budgeoning dagger. It’s called a rock…” “How dare you attack me with your coccyx?” “So this has turned into a GoFundMe.” […]

“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into this and my dice are going to betray me horribly.”“Or mine.”“Embrace the healing power of ‘and.’” “I heard there was this thing called ‘baths.’ I’m looking into it.” “I’m just trying to stand up for someone that doesn’t […]

“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.” “Does it zap you when you lick it?”“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!” “How much money have I give you […]

“It’s a weird way to say half-elf – a human elf.” “I didn’t expect this character to have a trademark, but apparently I have a trademark.” “Hey, you wanna stupidly climb into something twice tonight?” “Wow. I thought we were kind of edgy with what we take from our crimes…”

“Yes, because you had your own personal mission to go kill some werewolves, and now we have more than we started with.”“Ah, ah, ah. Not true.”“OK, we have more than we knew we had when we started.” “Just don’t go by the crematorium.”“That’s a whole other kind of snowman.”“That has more man than snow in […]