“As long as you believe your bullshit, somebody else will too.” “I’m sorry we defeated it so quickly?” “Once again, we had a plan of what we were going to do, and we have completely sidetracked.” “We’ve already discussed our intelligence; we can move on from that point.” “I look at Ambrose and say, ‘This […]
“No one invited the beetles to the ball.” “It’s beetle… putty… oozes out of it.”“Beetle juice?”“You can say it twice.”“I already said it twice before you got here!” “Has anyone ever told you you talk too much?”“Yes! All of the time.” “So what happens is Santiago announces himself, they pee a little, and he puts […]
“And every once in a while, I say, ‘And that’s Aiden.’”“‘Who?’” “No wonder he’s stylish.”“I’m sorry, are you saying not all characters are stylish?” “‘Spiders can in fact hear. They do not have ears, but instead detect sound through fine hairs on their legs – ‘”“See? Alien bullshit.” “You tiny fornicators of unwed mothers.” “I’d […]
“What do you know about fashion? You just bought that shirt.” “You have almost as many names as I do.” “…Your animal has failed to start.” “Doesn’t count if you do the crime yourself. It’s a gentlemanly game.” “Has anyone told you that purple would look good on you?”“No.”“That’s because it wouldn’t. You should stick […]
“I don’t think I’ve ever been to a gaming seance!” “Who gave the spiders swords? This is not a good idea!” “What exactly are you doing with Society/Will, now that you’ve said you’re going to stick that somewhere?” “…There’s only a 2% chance that was my fault.” “You are, in a slight way, aggressively washed […]
“Because he didn’t see like a bad guy. Unlike that spider.” “We are not getting kidnapped.”“Of course. We are not getting kidnapped.” “But ultimately, you do retire to your rooms with plans to get kidnapped at some point.” “There’s a difference between murder and killing at the request of the state.”“Is there.” “‘What color are […]
“No one expects the great detectives!” “The unsolicited help?”“In this case, unsolicited information.”“You don’t get the stress, but…” “And one parking violation.”“I left my mouse for five minutes too long, and it was crushed into a tiny cube.”“I left my mouse for too long and it was impounded. It’s an owl pellet now.” “In fact, […]
“I am not going to attempt to pronounce the name of this town, because it’s a series of letters that have come together…”
“It’s not that there’s less racism; it’s that there’s less races.”“You say tomato, I say toma-toh.” “I just want you all to know: ” screaming “Pocket sand!”“More like face caltrops.”
“I will yell out, ‘They are tiny pianists!’” “So it wasn’t ‘not the face’?”