“No one expects the great detectives!” “The unsolicited help?”“In this case, unsolicited information.”“You don’t get the stress, but…” “And one parking violation.”“I left my mouse for five minutes too long, and it was crushed into a tiny cube.”“I left my mouse for too long and it was impounded. It’s an owl pellet now.” “In fact, […]
“I am not going to attempt to pronounce the name of this town, because it’s a series of letters that have come together…”
“It’s not that there’s less racism; it’s that there’s less races.”“You say tomato, I say toma-toh.” “I just want you all to know: ” screaming “Pocket sand!”“More like face caltrops.”
“I will yell out, ‘They are tiny pianists!’” “So it wasn’t ‘not the face’?”
“I have once again chosen the Spanish duelist, and I don’t want to hear a word, because it’s been over a decade.” “See, it’s good to pick up random people off the street!” “Things like where did they come from, where did they go – ““Cotton-Eyed Joe?”“I’m glad I’m not the only one.” “You might […]
“Use the spirit of dousing!”“No, no, dowsing is how you find water.” “Also, I’m too pretty to skewer.”
“There’s grumbling. The bitterness keeps me warm.” “I negotiated a truce.”“I climbed out of a hole to agree to that truce.” “I can get to a tree 5 miles away.”“I can make a tree.”“I can also make a tree.”“This is the weirdest dick-measuring contest…” “I don’t want to look a pity friendship in the mouth, […]
“If you need to, you can duck inside my wind.”(snickering)“Hey, I didn’t say where that wind comes from.” “You’re looking pretty fly for a Greek Guy.” “We’re not gonna burn him in effigy; he’s right here!” “It’s not bad touching.”“But aren’t you trying to bad touch him?”“No!”
“Come on, you can always tell by the shoulders.” “I have a solution.”“Who’s dead?”“No one yet.” “That ‘yet’ really puts some punctuation on that.” “We would not dream of intruding on your generosity.”“Some of us would dream…”“We would not admit to dreaming of it.”“Dream on the inside! Dream on the inside!” “Sorry, can’t do meat […]
“It’s this way. He flew. On a bird.”“Or as a bird.”“One problem at a time.” “A warm wind blows out of the north, to the south.”“Making the bird fly faster.”“You don’t know; it could be just big enough for us.”“We’re walking…” “Call me suspicious, but…”“You’re suspicious.” “But who knows which way the wind is blowing?”“I […]