“We didn’t hide it the first time! It went walkabout, and we had to bury an effigy because that’s all we had.”
“See, purple and green go together. Who knew?”
“Yeah.”
“So you knew?”
“How do you know it’s not the same pocket?”
“We spent hours reaching around in – never mind.”
“I was wearing mine as a jock strap while we were doing this. ‘No, keep reaching deeper!'”
“I’ve reached into the bag; the normal calipers are fine.”
“No, normal calipers are not big enough for my ego, sir.”
“We should probably go check that out. You know, far be it from us to have a task and get distracted from it when another task presents itself.”
“Are we hiring a tailor or are we kidnapping a tailor? Or does it depend on how it goes?”
“Look, I’m not one to completely overstep a trap… I usually step right on it.”
“This might be my fault.”
“What did you do?”
“Helped.”
“I mean, he’s saying the things I would have said if I weren’t an asshole.”
“I have exactly one heal, and it has his name on it. It’s called ‘heal Darryl’s character.'”
“Excuse me, is that food for… everybody?”
“Not if you’re slow, brother.”
“Why put a pool in the middle of the floor if you’re not gonna put your feet in it?”
“Scrying?”
“Well, they can scry my nasty toes.”
“Wait, can you just put a note in there and ask for things?”
“Well, he can’t.”