Category: Dungeons and Dragons (5E 2024 Edition)
“I clearly became obsessed with portraits.”“Became?” “You are just making shit up now.”“Now? Now?!”
“Unless you have an eighteen-block.”“It’s just a double-wide, ok?” “Why does this not sound familiar? I’ve been…
“Fucking human engineering!” “Buy him something fancy – “(snorts)“Alcohol. Fancy alcohol.” “If I were a vizier, that’s…
“You have a… breastplate… huh?”“That was on the side!” “He doesn’t have all the hats I’ve got.”“I…
“My version of helping the Dreaming is knifing a bunch of people and then going, ‘Fog?’” “We’ve…
“It’s a burden being smart. People ask you what to do, and you’re like ‘stabbings?’” “Oh, it’s…
“Not all squiggles are writing!”“I know. That’s why I’m asking him! You’re unreliable.” “It might be too…
“This is exactly how you thought this was going to go, wasn’t it.” “I kind of imagine…
“Oh, I’m about to do something stupid and hilarious.”“…I’m glad it’s hilarious?” “I don’t know if the…
“You’re gonna hear my heartbeat under the floorboards for the rest of your life.” “We just didn’t…