“You know whoever creates the trap gets all the XP.”“‘How did you get to be so high level?’ ‘Mmm… graduate students.’” “So you can fall in because it’s lubricated?”“We’ll know where it’s lubricated.”“Except we’re not lubricating it, because nobody has anything to do it with.”“That they’re admitting to…” “Darryl, I want you to know that […]
“It’s one of the… mechanical bendy mattresses.”“Adjustable?”“YES.”“I was thinking not reclinable… declinable…? No…” “A rather lithe tiefling covered in blood-red skin – ““His or someone else’s?” “I do have swimming actually written on my character.”“But does it have a number next to it?”“It does not.” “Four hours of glowing.”“Could be four days.”“Weeks.” “Wear the leather…”“There’s […]
“You realize that if it’s the height of the empire, we’d be its downfall, right?”