“And by ‘go talk to them,’ do you mean you’re going to talk to them or you’re going to start shit?”“I’m going to throw them into the cell upstairs. And then I’m going to go talk to the mayor.”“Are you going to talk to the mayor or are you going to start shit?” “I’m not […]
“I knew it wasn’t Canadian, because Canada doesn’t have its own genre of RPGs.” “Two of us were throwing big, flashy spells around.”“I threw wind at a stump.” “Some of us like hand motions!”“…Did you just do ‘I’m a little teapot’?” “We can help you find alterative lifestyles – I don’t mean it like that.” […]
“They say elves are supposed to be eloquent.”“Only when they choose to be. Otherwise they’re assholes.” “I have a fox.”“What does it say?” “He’s got a spell that give me temporary hit points. I do the polar bear plunge for temporary hit points.” “Don’t let her see you raise the shield; she might get ideas.” […]
“I mean, Will is my weast – ““Weast?”“I was trying for worst and least…” “I could just make water.”“So could they. That’s part of the problem.” “This is how you find traps, kids.”“Send in the rogue?!” “Oh wait, a full page later, there are the creatures.”“Ahh, Paizo, how I missed you.” “Dammit, Tolkien, I don’t […]