“No one invited the beetles to the ball.” “It’s beetle… putty… oozes out of it.”“Beetle juice?”“You can say it twice.”“I already said it twice before you got here!” “Has anyone ever told you you talk too much?”“Yes! All of the time.” “So what happens is Santiago announces himself, they pee a little, and he puts […]
“And every once in a while, I say, ‘And that’s Aiden.’”“‘Who?’” “No wonder he’s stylish.”“I’m sorry, are you saying not all characters are stylish?” “‘Spiders can in fact hear. They do not have ears, but instead detect sound through fine hairs on their legs – ‘”“See? Alien bullshit.” “You tiny fornicators of unwed mothers.” “I’d […]
“What do you know about fashion? You just bought that shirt.” “You have almost as many names as I do.” “…Your animal has failed to start.” “Doesn’t count if you do the crime yourself. It’s a gentlemanly game.” “Has anyone told you that purple would look good on you?”“No.”“That’s because it wouldn’t. You should stick […]