“This is why we can’t put him in a dustpan – there’s too many knives.” “I’m gonna get Darrin on our side.”“Because you’re gonna tear him open and wear him as a suit?” “I’m gonna write it down: 1500 is more than 28.” “It would be hilarious if he turned out to be that dwarf […]
“Electricity? Is that a gnome term?” “Lightning.”“Ohh – lightning! Why didn’t you say so?”“I did!” “I’m not wearing that hat you bought me.”“It’s the nicest thing you own!”“I have nice boots.”“It’s the nicest thing you own.” “Do you not want clothes that don’t itch?”“Your clothes don’t itch?”“Do you not want calluses on your genitals?” “A […]