“Poked a badger with a spoon. What? It’s an original sin.” “I mean, he’s either going to live or he’s going to get laid.” “I’m very smart! Just because I can’t do math or read doesn’t mean I’m not smart!” “Armin has books and books of math! Did you know there was that much math?” […]
“The cricket remembers!”“That goddamned cricket is holding it hostage.” “I stole more than everybody else. I stole their hearts.” “That’s a magical object. I feel like that’s not safe – ““Could be.”” – For you.”“Could be.” “Magical butt-pluuuug.” “This exact thing is why we cannot have nice things.” “Look, I can do numbers!”“It’s just birds […]