EmeraldSilver Blogs

“I don’t know how you’d play a selkie without being a bard.”“Yeah, but all your songs would be ” seal noises “I don’t know how you’re writing a quote for that; it’s not going to work without the hands.” “Orphanages are just… shops, right? Where you go to buy orphans?” “No, he’s – oh, you […]

“Who at this table has a con bonus?”“A negative bonus is still a bonus.” “You guys fucking nuked the dangerous enemy, but the mooks…”“This was four on one!” “Nothing says we can’t have more than one brewer. The Coors brothers are a thing.”“Yeah, but we want good beer.”