Month: February, 2026

Thieves’ Guild, 2/18

18 February, 2026 (22:01) | Uncategorized | By: Sarah

“I thought my note said ‘there’s a mysterious jackal-twat’…” “Don’t worry, we’re going to get farther into this and my dice are going to betray me horribly.”“Or mine.”“Embrace the healing power of ‘and.’” “I heard there was this thing called ‘baths.’ I’m looking into it.” “I’m just trying to stand up for someone that doesn’t […]

Thieves’ Guild, 2/4

4 February, 2026 (19:27) | Uncategorized | By: Sarah

“…Was it a familiar-looking were-jackal?” “Tastes like jackal.”“Tastes different from the outside.” “Don’t lick the dude’s hair. Just saying, that’s not going to make the impression you think you’re going to make.” “Does it zap you when you lick it?”“I’m not going to lick the sword; that’s weird!” “How much money have I give you […]