EmeraldSilver Blogs

“This also means Charlie is invincible.” “How so?” “If something kills me off, you guys have to go through the whole regatta again to choose a new lord.”

“Well, you guys are around him all the time; shoot rubber bands at his penis until he does it.”

“Mistress.” “No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.” “I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”

“I prefer gif animations of cats, because I don’t have the attention span for a video.”

“If I was going to beat someone with a game console, I would use the original X-Box.”

“You’re the one who almost sat in my lap when you got here.” “But then you refused to hug me, and now I need my space.”

“I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.”

“Surely there’s someone out there who wants to be gelatinous.”

“Because this is more sandbox-y and less train-wreck-y.”

“You’ve accepted your fate?  Well, I can’t save you.”