Spirit of the Century, 7/29
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
“We’re in Siberia? Why are we in Siberia?”
“Because you slept with my wife!”
“I’m not sure that has anything to do with it…”
“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”
“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
“Dude, you didn’t break your helmet – I farted in it!”
“They need a better name than spider-rabbits.”
“How about ‘Tom’?”
“Dude, he just called you a Disney princess.”
“… I’m a Disney princess…”
“I haven’t seen a good PowerPoint about our game in a while.”
“I haven’t ever seen a good PowerPoint about our game…”
“So my plan is, kill the hostages.”
“The best football movie of all times… is a baseball movie.”