EmeraldSilver Blogs

“Raise your hand if the idea of me without a shirt on does not make you want to throw up a little?”

“I’m gonna give Collins a moment or two to get up here, so I don’t have to repeat the setup again.” “What?” “…Kacey, would you like a hero point?”

“That looks like a really weird vagina.” “I want to argue with you, Collins, but I can’t.”

“I already made one shitty-ass character; why would I want to create two shitty-ass characters?  At least animals come pre-made!”

“I’m not sure he’s finished.” “I hope he’s finished; we’ve moved on to the next book.”

“Don’t dig the hole too deep; the island might flip over.”

“Great.  ‘Don’t worry, Bryan, you have the building skills of a five year old.’” “He’s six, thank you.”

“They could have spent that time doing 42 good things!” “Or 42 different evil things!”

“This is not auction for the lowest bidder!”

[Discussing guns in vaginas…] “I wish I hadn’t thought of that.” “What?” “Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘vaginal discharge’.”