Pathfinder, 9/26
“Well, you guys are around him all the time; shoot rubber bands at his penis until he does it.”
Tag: Skull & Shackles
Pathfinder, 9/19
“Mistress.” “No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.” “I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”
Pathfinder, 9/12
“I prefer gif animations of cats, because I don’t have the attention span for a video.”
Pathfinder, 9/5
“If I was going to beat someone with a game console, I would use the original X-Box.”
Pathfinder, 8/22
“You’re the one who almost sat in my lap when you got here.” “But then you refused to hug me, and now I need my space.”
Pathfinder, 8/8
“I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.”
Pathfinder, 7/25
“Surely there’s someone out there who wants to be gelatinous.”
Pathfinder, 7/19
“Because this is more sandbox-y and less train-wreck-y.”
Pathfinder, 7/11
“You’ve accepted your fate? Well, I can’t save you.”
Pathfinder, 6/20
“This burger gets more and more curious as I go along…”