Quotes from Star Wars game on 2/25

“You were in the Rogue Shadow, the stealthiest ship in the galaxy.”
“Yeah, but we didn’t put the tarp over it!”

“Why is your ass beeping?!”

“The tarp, that was our fault. But the custard machine – that blame lies solely on your shoulders.”

“Did the custard machine finally sink?”
“The remains did.”
“Leave it alone, man.”

“Did you just… self-edit?”
“Mm-hmm.”
“Wow. We’ve witnessed real growth.”
(moments later)
“There’s a really awesome Aquaman hoodie…”

“It’s the mystery of who stole the page from Kacey’s notebook.”

“If only Aquaman were here…”
“I say that to myself every day.”

“What’s its name?”
“Fist… of Hope.”
“…Really?”
“OK, now *I’m* packing my things and going home.”

“Yay! I killed one in one shot! I couldn’t do that the other day!”

“I’m not going to ask for a hug, because frankly, I don’t think I deserve one.”