“The world’s not ready for a fat Mormon with a key-taur.”
“Have you ever been blindsided by country hams?”
“No, have you?”
“Yes! I can never go back to the state of Alabama.”
“Maybe you should invent a knife that doesn’t kill people.”
“I did. It’s called a STICK.”
“Oh my god, this is annoying and I can’t stop!”
“I’ll cut off their big toe.”
“That’s because you’re impolite AND a savage.”
“What’s the German word for ‘clusterfuck’?”
“Austria?”
“The Eastern Front?”
“Poland?”
“What, are they going to go on a high-speed drill chase?”
“Well, if someone siphons off the fuel, don’t drink it this time.”
“It’s the area between Canada and the Kingdom of the Mole People.”
“Actually… they’re on our land…”
“I don’t care. You don’t drink water where there are skeletons having a tea party. It’s just a RULE.”
“One ring to steal them all….”
“And in the darkness fist them?”
“…That’s a Wild West that I don’t want to be in.”
“Rather than being flame-retardant, he was flame-retarded.”
“*Sigh* Rappaportopia is still not a country…”
“So we’re peeking, while they take their pants off. …Wait. That sounded dirtier than I intended.”
“…A large pot.”
“How large?”
“Four Russians deep.”
“How big is this town?”
“Not big enough for the both of us.”
“I completely missed that we completed our quest hours ago! We know where the missing Russians are, and we don’t care!”