“Screw you, underwater tea party. We’re playing lava cards.”
“Oh! This is the flag of Rappaportopia! Two birds of freedom flying below the trees!”
“There’s three.”
“Oh. My cheek hid that one.”
“Can I count to 30-Manitoba?”
“NO!”
“I still have a bullet in this gun! Bart!”
“Don’t even think about it.”
“He shot me! Last time I shot you, you stabbed me in the nose!”
“I’ve spent many years with Otto. I’ve learned to spot a moron when I see one.”
“You know… talk nicely to it… take it out for drinks…”
“Leave it on a yacht for weeks…”
“That wasn’t my fault!”
“I’m not afraid of the dark. I just don’t love it, ok?”
“so it’s one woof for yes, two woofs for no. right?”
“woof”
“right! wait what?”
“Why are we talking to the computer?”
“Because it’s a database?”
“Because it’s the only thing we didn’t shoot.”
“Yeah, you went to Stab U!”
“Top of my class!”
“Yeah, we could A-Team up one of those drills…”
“Landing with a jetpack and a knife tells them I am out of my goddamn mind.”
“Someone accused me of horse fisting, and I just ran with it. It adds to the mystique.”