“Then you can take romantic oatmeal baths together.”
“It’s like the Aquaman of Pixar movies!”
“Damn it. Stop talking about pizza! I’m trying to search for Finger Physics and I just typed ‘pizza’ instead!”
“You guys made up Europe. There’s no such place.”
“You’d know that if you weren’t planting fucking carrots!”
“…why… am I an insult…?”
“Is she loyal?”
“…To me.”
“I can fix that.”
“Congratulations, Yammy. You just navigated a vertical height without taking an HOUR to do it!”
“ohhhh…. I’m going to shoot you most of all…”
“I bought you fruit today. Could you please point your peanuts at Yammy?”
“Your mom tastes like cherry. ”
“Umm…. my mother was a horse.”
“…Wait. It’s been mommy issues this whole time?!”
“I’m just going to sit here and try to hate you to death.”
“Do we want to burn down the building and destroy all evidence?”
“NO!”
“Why?”
“We’re the good guys!”
“That’s never stopped us before.”
“Did you know that he’s a crackpot… no… that’s me.”
“Oh, so that’s why you nailed my wife. Because I stole your country.”
“What do you mean – Canadian syphilis?”
“It’s just as deadly, but much more polite. In the end, all you can smell is back bacon.”
“If the leader is in Siberia, we need to hit that.”
“That’s why we have Earnest!”
“I don’t know what Canadian sex sounds like, but this is what real sex sounds like.”
“Look, Rappaport is defenseless. His only defense is to sleep with your wife again.”