“Because that’s what you want: a grappling wizard.”
“He’s the one that invited us into his house, and he’s the one that made his carpet smell like bacon…”
“I understand it’s a large burrito and you might need a fork. But won’t El Chico give you a fork?”
“‘This is the hottest snow I’ve ever felt!’ ‘Are you sure it’s not ash?’ ‘No…'”
“What a copycat. I bet he names his city… whatever we named our city…”
“A small portion is in stone.”
“So is ours… it’s kind of the run-down rubble-y bit, but it is stone…”
“Send the owlbear, it’ll teach them manners.”
“I thought it was Bring Your Own Unicorn!”
“We could have brought one!”
“… It’s a little stinky by now.”
“Dude, I am SO HIGH on Unicorn right now, man… You don’t even understand.”
“Have you got an excess of things not nailed down? Because I have a whole group of people that will take anything not nailed down…”
“Do you own anything, nailed down or otherwise?”
“It has a Fly of 11 and a Stealth of 5. It’s a stealth bomber!”
“I’ll send in my fox!”
“Hey, Bryan? Is it too early to have a Missile Crisis?”
“You go back, and there won’t be anything left… except a bunch of nails…”
“These negotiations went from being nice to really bad really fast. I mean, I was pushing for a bit extra, but…”
“Also, you could go gay for us. You could marry this guy…”
“HIS DAUGHTER!”
“Wow. French braided armpit hair.”
“This is unfair. You’ve turned us to where we’ll do anything he says because of his moustache.”
“We haven’t gone completely off task yet…”
“How do you figure that?”
“Because at least every 9 minutes, we mention something game-ish.”
“Trading at the trading post? Sounds dangerous.”
“Is Speerspetze actually German for oppressed peasants and six assholes?”
“You know the penalty for a king abstaining? The sawmill!”
“I prefer to reduce my Tuberculosis by 2…”