“Show me on the map where the bad man touched you…”
“Ugly bitches make the best werewolves.”
“The best werewolves make ugly bitches.”
“Above my pay grade.”
“Below my interest.”
“You have a string puppet with his underwear around his ankles.”
“I can’t role-play hysterical women!”
“Yes you can! We’ve seen you!”
“I’m not that drunk!”
“I caltropped my hand!”
“Bryan, that’s what happens when you lie…”
“You ARE the grammar police, you fucker!”
“Did he say hair… or fur?”
“How goes your kingdom… of one?”
“Well, our population holds steady…”