“I have succeeded! I have connected my kingdom to the internet by way of pneumatic tubes!”
“It’s an ass hat! With horns!”
“It’s Tigger!”
“Our King… is an ass hat…”
“We are not paying 50 gold per soldier to have spikes.”
“How about spikes on every other one? We can stick them together like velcro…”
“I don’t know where it is either, but that’s because Bryan makes a better door than a window.”
“There’s a window right there…”
“I don’t give two rats! I keep one in my pocket.”
“You must care for this rat now. His name is Timothy.”
“A mobile feast hall? Isn’t that a catering truck?”
“Can *I* be the purple worm? I *am* wearing the king’s ears…”
“What is the size of your kingdom?”
“It’s big.”
“Bryan? Could I pay you real money to have this guy and Mikmak have a real conversation?”
“Really? Did you just refer to this as the Bat Cave??”
“You may NOT roll Appraise for your horse.”
“He can blame me all he wants, but I did not in fact know that custard existed in the Star Wars universe…”
“I generally want to know whether my friends are delicious, because when the world ends, I need to know who to eat first.”
“It’s a corpse! Kill it!”
“No! I will not let my crown poop on my nose!”
“Oh, I forgot you upgraded seventeen asses for a horse…”