“You are the mast of everything situation.”
“My horse wrote that. He has a 17 Wisdom, but only an 8 Intelligence.”
“Your dog is not a dyslexic, confused deity.”
“Your Majesty, why? Why do you want your horse to have Appraise?”
“Because he’s more intelligent than me!”
“Didn’t I mention that my horse was going to retire and become a diplomat?”
“That has got to be the pimpin’est kobold I’ve ever seen.”
“No… I took invisibility. Because that always works for me…”
“My god, they’re writing in fish.”
“And on your way down, tear him up, son.”
“We’re going to coat you in jalepeno.”
“There is no rank of phlegm, your majesty.”
“Why do you want one rank of soldiers to be phlegm?”
“He was the one feeding them vodka like they were cheerleaders…”
“The problem was, they often chilled the bats, and some of them didn’t defrost properly…”
“I DID almost get my horse the Ride skill…”