“I’m telling you… the most dangerous thing we’ve done so far is let those gnomes go.”
“Half price? The diplomat will get full stroke… every time.”
“And he might even sell the item…”
“I just said ogling. I didn’t say anything about touching, feeling, or taking pictures.”
“I cast Detect Creative Editing of Facts.”
“Oh, yes, you definitely sense creative editing of facts…”
“I nonchalantly motion to people that that scarecrow has no brains of his own and wants ours…”
“A is not for Alchemist. A is for boom.”
“Would you say these are even-tempered crocodiles…?”
“I love D&D. You can commit genocide and it’s okay, because they’re lizard people.”
“I have plenty of ability to see in the dark, Your Majesty. I have flint and tinder and this torch…”
“Darius?”
“Twenty. Uh… I mean nine.”
“I am not androgynous!”
“Androgynous, your turn…”
“So what was it I was supposed to do?”
“NOT KILL THE KING!”
“Well, let’s not get into the culture of adventurers. ‘Oh, well, you pissed me off, let me stab you in the mouth.'”
“So the glass implements or the hooks?”
“Well, I’ve read many studies that says glass is bad for children, so… the hooks.”
“Gnomes are the worst monsters in the kingdom.”
“They ARE fae…”
“Is it actually a black market if we sanction and build it?”