“There’s lots of butter and garlic.”
“Oh, shit, Paula Deen’s been here!”
“Wasn’t Madame Evanya the chick I’m-With-Stupid was talking with?”
“‘I’m with stupid’?”
“I don’t think we’re on Golarion any more.”
“…Was it the moon?”
“We’ve been teleported to the land of Pantomime. Right.”
“Bear is brute strength, usually, but it’s riding a unicycle, so god only knows.”
“Who was the last person who didn’t arrive?”
“No! Me! Military conquest, yes. Clever wordplay, no.”
“My dex mod is Sarah?”
“I’ve got an internal range of Darryl.”