“Cerebroshag? Cerebroshag?? That’s the only kind of X-Men porn that didn’t exist until just now…”
“It would be inconvenient to found your city where there’s a dragon. Or you can settle your city somewhere else…”
“I cast a spell last turn. NOT that you asked!”
“Why is he in our swamp?” “Because he’s in HIS land??”
“Look! Its tail is made of cardboard!”
“Your horse is blind? One of the true characters has been injured! MEDIC!”
“Three points of damage.”
“Is there some sort of curse?”
“Yes, you take 3 points of damage.”
“Go to the bathroom, you grubby little monster!”
“If they were evil outsiders, I’d be dirtying them up.”
“Dude, if they were evil outsiders, I’D be dirtying them up.”
“The thing is, I’ve replaced everyone’s name with the noble equivalent, ‘mbbbha!'”
“You hit like a girl. And not a good girl like Johanna.”
“I go up to a corpse and initiate diplomatic communication….”
“Uhhh… His Majesty and I are playing tic-tac-toe with the remains…”
“Remember, we were afraid for like six months that you’d think WE were weird…”
“Dang it, now I can’t look at the board without seeing penises.”
“You can’t speak of such things with that moustache, Bryan…”
“History is important to me. That’s why I don’t have any ranks in it…”
“So you’ve created a circle of power that all points down where you can’t get to it. That… won’t cause any problems whatsoever later…”
“Wait, you don’t have civilization, but you have tea time?”
“No, bacon is His Majesty’s favorite thing. It’s a great honor…”
“Without proper trousers, we’re nothing but animals.”
“Is that Bokken or Bacon that went mad?”
“He’s Cerebro-shagging him right now.”
“… Yammy’s been waiting all night for that one.”
“I pull out the Lobotomizer 5000…”
“My next attack is going to be to cover him in an accelerant…”
“Did you have sex with or birth this man?”
“Has this man come into or out of your vagina?”
“Has this man now or ever been in your nether regions?”
“Well, he’s clearly not there NOW.”