Pathfinder, 11/26

“Tin is technically a precious metal…”

“How do we all fit in this room?”
“Uh… yeah… Damn it, they did the 10 foot thing to me again!”
“They don’t even both fit!  Ugh!  They were getting squidgy when we walked in!”

“I jump over Lake Hooktongue!  ‘How deep is it?’ ‘Six inches.’ ‘Ugh, my boots got wet!'”

“You are now affected by Reduce Person.”
“Oh, shit, we lost Romano!  Nobody move!”

“I’m irritated with them.  I’m beginning to come around to Romano’s view.  Everything here is stupid.”
“No, everyone here is a moron.”
“I look at Fister.  Isn’t that what I just said…?”
“No, you said ‘everything’.  This platinum ring is not stupid.”
“What you just did with it is…”

“And don’t get greedy.”
“I don’t understand that sentance.”

“Two idiots, one trap.”

“They’re not here for fornicating.  They’re obviously being brined.”

“She… makes a very gory mess of the water.”
“HA-HA!  Demon soup…”

“Not with MY testicles you don’t!”