Pathfinder, 12/1

“I think the last thing I need is a Cock Ring of Charisma…”


“So… is this battle going to be classical dance or jazz dance?”

“I said don’t throw a bomb in the window!”
“All I heard was ‘throw a bomb in the window.'”

“Impressive, putting out that fire with your blood, sir…”

“I don’t know, I think if he stops, drops, and rolls, we won’t take that as an action of war…”
“HE would!  I know how that motherfucker thinks!”