“Anybody else have any input over there, besides nancy over there?”
“I prepare Terrible Remorse.”
“So you prepare to turn it into one of my characters?”
“Wow, Kacey, you’re not as dumb as Yamarino said you were.”
“…you go on?”
“Nine!”
“That’s German for I decline my turn, right?”
“I’m not attracted to him, but I can appreciate his cleanliness.”
“It is a true Speerspitzian horse. It says ‘I love you’ in the night. Give you reacharound.”
A pause ensues.
“Wait. What?”
“Wait, they’re poisonous? I think I have a spell for that. Hmm, I have detect poison but guess what I don’t have. I can’t cure you but I can see the poison moving through your veins, and you’re fucked!”
“It will be a week of travel before you get there.”
“We haven’t played in three weeks! I assumed we were travelling the whole time!”
“Yeah, Darryl’s being raped by the man.”
“You slay the male chule.”
“My one point helped!”
“Oh, you’re that kind of boggard! You’re a buggered boggard.”
“Look, you gave Bryan a hairball.”
“I think my beer just curdled.”
“I don’t want to know where the rest of this conversation is going, so I’m going into the cave.”
“…Can I join a different kingdom?”
“I want him to make me a human-edible sandwich.”
“So you want him to wash his hands first?”
“I can see! I can see! I can see that weapon hitting me in the face!”