“Oh, he’s only half vampire. He’s three feet under.”
“…Duke Zaboss.”
“Dude, can we just call him Baron Strahd?”
“I was just going to call him Zaphod.”
“It looks like Helena Bonham Carter on a bad day.”
“Didn’t you already dance to a woman’s crotch?”
“Halflings were little humans, gnomes were little elves…”
“And dwarves were little shits.”