Pathfinder, 7/28

“Whaaaat?  I don’t even know what a whispering fart tower is.”

“And Bryan, you have proven to be a divine caster.”
“No, no, I’ve proven to be an incompetent caster.”

“I hate it when I get stabbed in the d-groin.”

“Don’t make me knock over Bryan’s beer again.”

“Juju zombies know they want to live…”
“Sort of.”
“‘I want to exist!  I want to exist!'”

“Did you just Hungry Pit a box?”
“Uh-huh.  It was an important box.”

“Ohhh.  You’re playing with a dead lady’s box.”
“I’ve got gloves.”

“I think I’ll cast Grease and put a bunch of them down, and then Fister can run and jump on them and slide…”
“So… Phylactery Slip-N-Slide?”

“‘…In frightening familiar facades.’  Fuck you and your alliteration, I managed it.”

“‘Necromanty’ sounds like naughty underwear for litches.”

“You’re wearing Necromanties again, aren’t’cha?”

“You walked in on what was a ritual suicide before he saw eight people sitting in pools of blood and went, ‘BOOM!'”
“Now it’s a ritual barbecue.”