“Do you work in the ball pit of Chuck-E-Cheese?”
“That’s why he wears orange all the time. He’s one of the balls!”
“What’s the NHL?”
“The National Hockey League.”
“What’s hockey?”
“It’s like curling, with boxing.”
“Wait, did you say beating the shit out of each other or beating off each other…”
“What’s a plutocrat?”
“Someone that still believes Pluto is a planet?”
“I think we might have earned the name ‘insertion team,’ ’cause we fucked everything.”
“He’s so sensitive, he can’t stop crying because he can’t see.”
“We’re like seventeen florries underground.”
“Florries?”
“I started off with story and floor…”
“Stealth team, let’s go!”
“Through the wall?”
“Through the wall.”
“…You pretty much have no choice but to go skull and leather at this point.”
“Aw, I was just going to put a CD in!”
“Yes, the Country Bear Cave in Disneyland is Tony Stark’s nemesis.”
“We have a Summers! We can break anything!”
“He dehydrates grapes? With his voice? That’s a supervillain power if I ever heard one!”
“He is hated in the wine country of France, but loved in nursing homes everywhere.”
“We’ve got to be the worst group for Daredevil to hang out with. I mean, explosions, explosions, god of thunder…”
“You could depillitate ‘Chairface Chippendale’ on your own moon…”
“Like, I’m such a Lord of Limbo, I can go under a rug.”
“So there’s my third accent. I can do not-German, not-Russian, and not the pigs from Shrek.”
“I’m pretty sure Crime Master does not cover first aid…”
“I’m sorry. You were played by Ben Afflek. You’ve suffered enough.”
“Says the man whose favorite hero is Aquaman.”
“Anyone get anything special when he removes Viper’s beating heart from her chest?”
“An erection?”
“It was a Cards of Humanity moment; that was the funniest thing I could think to say.”
“So you’re doing the Thor version of ‘Come at me, bro’?”
“Hellfire is fueled by the screams of the burning.”
“Have you been to New York?”
“Well, technically hellfire isn’t going to affect a billy club. It has no soul.”
“That was a nuclear nurple.”
“Isn’t it wonderful to be loved, Jason?”
“It is. I assume…”
“I think we should form a new team, and call it ‘Demon Girl On the Table’.”
“I call Havok’s pants.”