“OMG, it’s a clam!”
“…What?”
“It’s a bi-valve!”
“I think you just came up with a joke too nerdy for most of us.”
“Oh god, we’re in the mollusk of your choice!”
“Well, there’s the danger we know versus the danger that might just be all in our heads.”
“Right, so… the whirlpool.”
“Into the mouth! I don’t know which way that is, but I want to go into the mouth!”
“I swear by my father’s father’s name, I will some day roll two numbers on this die.”
“It’s cunningly crafted to look like a dolphin.”
“And yet, someone cunningly crafted a tube so that we could have a dolphin.”
“Someone feels slighted that they went out of their way to get a dolphin…”
“Three weeks you had, no fucking base you did…”
“I’ve got other things I can do.”
“Such as?”
“…Nothing…”
“There are only two kinds of Grindylow… those for eatin’ and those for lovin’…”
“So does it sound like whale song…?”
[whale song imitation happens]
“…No.”
“The elemental plane of dolphins.”
“Dolphins as far as the eye can see!”
“It’s better than the elemental plane of bees.”
“Or of itch.”
“Brave sir Rogaine?”
“Brave sir Rogaine rode forth from Balding Land… He was not afraid to shine…”
“Fetishes. Not fetishists. I thought he said it was full of skeletal fetishists…”
“That would be a stupid way to carry air.”
“What?”
“Concertina.”
“The Lich from Ipanema goes swimming… and as he goes, people say, ‘Eugh, I’m not getting in the water…'”
“Does anyone else hate these fish people.”
“Shh, we don’t talk about Gill when he’s not here.”
“I don’t hate these fish people any less that I hate any other fish people…”
“‘Where’s its poison?’ That’s what you want to hear when you’re unconscious…”
“I would like the creature… fuck, it’s not humanoid!”
“Two ghouls enter, one ghoul leaves!”
“Aww, we should have brought their god with us… Aww, we should have made tentacle hats!”
“If you played some kind of water oboe, you’d still be in there!”
“Because Jon will jump on that troll train.”
“When we do finally get around to doing nonlethal damage, we do a whole shit-ton of it, don’t we?”