“Mistress.”
“No, Mystery. Savage Mystery.”
“I know, but I’m going to call it Savage Mistress, because he’s cheating on us with his ship.”
“Obviously, you gave up competency.”
“New chick, put on Mary T’s armor!”
“Nooo. ‘Physician, heal thyself,’ only goes so far.”
“So what you’re saying is that you’re still going to snort burnt paper in two years?”
“No, I don’t understand it; it’s the first time I’ve seen chains that aren’t attached to Mary T.”
“Because I understand from my crew that you’re a bag of dicks. You’re my two favorite things: a colossal dick and a raging asshole!”
“You know me and boat things. I don’t do boat things.”
“That’s why I protest so much – because I don’t want you to know how much of a boat fiend I am.”
“I’m looking at the stats on this and I am just aghast.”
“A GHAST! TURN UNDEAD!”
“You remembered a boat thing!”
“Ah. He likes to watch boat things on the internet.”
“Yeah, but look at what we did last time with one inch of grey box.”
“I’m not putting up with that any more; if I get annoyed with it, you sink.”
“Do we get an oar bonus?”
“No! Look, the ‘ore is over ‘ere!”
“It was all sabotage until it became a race.”
“It started as a race, you dumbass!”
“I just realized we HAVE an island. We just never go to it.”
“That’s because it’s full of people who hate us and a sheep pit.”
“Do not make me… do the thing… where you remove the captain from being in charge and take charge yourself.”