“He was supposed to wrangle strippers. …I almost said strangle trippers…”
“Okay, it’s not a ‘genitical’ disorder!”
“So apparently Kacey’s a vampire.”
“Sure. I used to LARP.”
“I’m always ready for cake; I’m a fat man. I don’t know if you noticed that part.”
“Did they build it flammable the second time, because they didn’t learn their fucking lesson the first time?”
“It’s tradition! Our cultural heritage is flammable cities!”
“You know what the best part of this planet is?”
“It’s flammable?”
“What you guys don’t realize is that every pun you just made leveled up the monsters by two.”
“Birthday boy, serve me!”
“In that order?”
“No, anything said louder preceedes what was said before.”
“I pick the lock!”
“It’s a doorWAY.”
“It’s the only lock I’m going to be able to pick, Bryan!”
“I’ll break down the non-existent door.”
“When I die, I’m going to kill all of you – not your characters…”
“Dire anus.”
“It’s not as good as my vorpal anus, thank you very much.”
“But can Miguel be used as a motorcycle? Because that changes the entire physics of Scooby Doo.”
“I have the Fly skill at 6. Boom! 7.”
“I reach into my armor and pull out my necklace… ‘Here’s my credential.’ Fireball.”
“Hang on, I need to read the ‘so stealth didn’t work’ part.”
“You didn’t read that beforehand?”
“I’m hanging back… assessing the situation…”
“Sarah?”
“I’m only slightly faster on the uptake than he is, with an 8.”
“Now we’re in the room with the crow, we should be making bird puns, but noooo…”
“Of course you like it hot German style.”
“…Damn it.”
“He has favored enemy elf AND human. I don’t see anything about rope here…”
“Fun. Nobody plays this game for *fun*.”
“How are we going to win this game if you’re playing for fun?”
“I say to-ma-to; you say it wrong.”
“When you hear someone coming, punch them in the face.”
“Can I punch them with my sword?”
“As Shark-dog, I would be worried about ‘unnatural lust’…”
“Hey, do you suppose this was Dad-o-Dicks?”
“I go throw up in a corner.”
“Round room – no corners.”
“‘I’m gonna go throw up in a corner!’ ‘There are no corners!’ ‘Stoneshape!!'”
“Pepper on a shark?”
“He kept losing initiative because he’d sneeze…”
“It’s offering me a bouquet of claws. Aww…”