“Okay, here are the 10 names: The Coast-Guardian.”
“That’s where we START?!”
“Buccaneer’s a bad guy.”
“No, he’s a corn farmer.”
“I don’t know why I chose him as my best friend.”
“Yeah, what were you thinking?”
“And you know, I’ve been doing web design since the 90s, and not once have I worn a hardhat…”
“The villains you made for that game were terrible. ‘Eror 404’ is not a villain.”
“That’s why I’m writing it in pen.”
“That’s a pencil!”
“I wrote my name in pen…”
“I leave the game for two years and you guys just fall apart without me. I mean, he looks like Jesus… Pete’s here now…”
“‘I was old! I was in my 40s!’ said the 39 year old man…”
“I have a really weird question for you.”
“No, you cannot have a monkey.”
“Here: mine’s written in fish.”
“You’re… gonna type this in, right?”
“I would really, really appreciate it if the game did not become What Hawver Lurks.”
“Well, you do know my secret.”
“I do know your secret.”
“Is it foam?”
“WHY did I miss this?!”
“Soul-forging is when you take a soul and turn it into an ashtray. Or a steering wheel.”
“It’s impossible for poop to spoil.”