“Acting… performance… it’s all the same thing.”
“It’s all the same three dots on the page.”
“So does that mean you’re Mary Anne?”
“Not it on Gilligan.”
“Not it on the island…”
“Well, we could stand here looking at the outside of it, or we could look at the inside.”
“Cans don’t work any more?!”
“You can’t say ‘Dr. Dazzle’ without jazz hands. It just doesn’t work.”
“I didn’t say they had to be YOUR jazz hands.”
“Sorry; in the 90s, I really believed that Wraith was the game for the people for whom Vampire wasn’t emo enough.”
“My people can cross over from the Umbra.”
“The Irish?”
“Is that something that actual people can do? Not werewolves?”
“Dude. Even dead, you can’t get tenure.”
“Now, who wants to be a potted plant?”
“I… have some experience with this.”
“Some of us can watch for a long time.”
“Some of us come with their own chair.”
“My wife was a librarian.”
“Well, sorry to hear that.”
“He’s made a spectacular undead douche…”
“Congratulations. You have the ghost clap.”
“You avoided the clap but not the tree.”
“If only they’d planted that tree seven feet to the left.”
“Two hundred years earlier.”
“Are you sayin’ you had a very bad day with a tree?”
“Yes.”
“Like, prison sex bad?”
“No.”
“That’s what I like about the Irish: their very sophisticated sense of humor.”
“I know Pete’s character is sitting in the back window upstairs, waiting for the murder to happen.”
“I don’t think he’s okay with that.”
“I’m not okay with that. I’m coming for you. …Whoa, that escalated quickly.”
“So, you have zen transportation. ‘This guy looks like he knows where he’s going; I’ll just hop in…'”
“But I use the old-fashioned method of, you know, looking at bus maps…”
“I trust that we’re all… well, I was going to use ‘mature enough,’ but…”
“That’s true. He could still say, ‘Jason, you’re full of crap,’ and still react appropriately.”
“Stakeout of the damned…”
“You said nothing interesting happened.”
“I lied.”
“You didn’t give him the whole urinary report. Sorry, the whole urinalysis.”
“Did you file the sights down on that thing?”
“I never needed to handicap myself that way. I was that quick. Of course, I say that and I’ll probably never succeed…”
“I see. So you wanted to cheat. That’s your suggestion.”
“So you’ll have an idea of how computers and the internet works.”
“And the Dewey decimal system.”
“So… ‘gay’ means French now? Gay Paris – it all makes sense now.”
“Because that’s how you go from eight individuals to a group.”
“Heh.”
“Or from eight individuals to eight individuals that hate each other.”
“Good thing I specialized in ‘gank.'”
“All your good rolls already gone?”
“No. Not at all.”
“They never even showed up?”
“This is another one that I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about. …Don’t do it.”
“That’s very you. You always do that extra step.”
“Right over the line?”
“We’ve got the thinkers in one place and the do-ers in another.”
“And Art’s there too.”