“I thought you LIKED Jason.”
“I do. This is my way of punking him after my death.”
“But you still think they’re bringing pudding for dinner.”
“Surely a gate to another dimension would be best served by just sending it into Oblivion…”
“You thought you were talking to him, but there was no one there.”
“That’s what he tells me about you guys!”
“Professor Linden’s former widow… No. Professor Linden’s widow. No former anything.”
“So you think Floyd is behind this?”
“I’m gonna need some dice, because I might actually be onto something for the first time in four games. Not four sessions – four games.”
“Yours was a botch also.”
“You’re right. He was a Canadian painter, much like Cezanne.”
“It’s obvious they’re going to tie the box to her.”
“Something unusual happened when he died.”
“The knife.”
“Yes.”
“Plus he was making out with someone that wasn’t his wife.”
“I fight florentine: pistol and squishy.”
“Do we actually need him awake right now?”
“That was very Shamus of you.”
“Well, it had to come from somewhere.”
“Problem?”
“Yes, it’s always a problem when one of Archie’s delusions comes to life…”
“I said something right! Yes! Put that on the calendar!”
“It’s like, we know the universe is ending. Are we going to let it? We don’t know yet. But are we going to have a conversation about whether you’re more batshit crazy than him right now? YES.”
“Yeah, but I figure by now we know the fixed stare of Archie on a mission that is no longer ours…”
“In which case, belt. Which is what we do when the squishy needs to not be doing what they’re doing anymore.”
“John vanishes.”
“He Transcended! I knew that was it!”
“The rest of you hear this weird, disjointed scream from something you can’t see – it’s not you.”
“I want to Obliviate something so bad, I can’t hardly stand it… but it seems like a bad idea.”
“You know, this whole thing seems like a perfectly logical progression from what came before, and yet… it’s still a complete cluster.”
“You’re the fluffy bunny of evilness. You’re the diet Coke of evil.”
“You can’t allow monkeys to have mythology…”
“I’m going to have to start burning down every damn library…”
“I don’t like that!”
“I’m curious what’s going to happen when Darryl and Hawver come back…”
“Let me introduce you to Wraith, where when you think things have gone badly… they haven’t. Yet.”
“If you’ve gotta shoot through me to shoot the box, go ahead. Not that Archie would know that…”
“I’m never heroic! You guys know me!”
“If you knew what he told me in there when I crapped my pants, you’d be helping me!”
“I was really hoping that getting rid of the box would mean that I don’t have to finish the murder…”