“They should make a gender-flipped Fifty Shades of Grey.”
“Isn’t that the police blotter?”
“What? My mouth is full!”
“Because you keep putting food into it!”
“I would like to point out that discretion is the better part of valor, and we were very discreet about getting out of there, so we were in fact very valorous.”
“You might destroy something important if you do that.”
“What, like hairy octopi?”
“Can we buy it on Etsy? Is it an Etsy boat?”
“Rodian, can you fix this?”
“No. I shoot things.”
“No, other Rodian. Rodian that fixes things.”
“Wait, so we need to walk around the lake to get metal to walk back around to fix the boat that we need to cross the lake?”
“Can you shove his ass into the hole to fix it?”
“My ass is not watertight.”
“We figured it out. There are furry octopuses in the trees and scaly monkeys in the water.”
“Star Wars redneck: repulsor cart over the lake!”
“You know what that reminds me of? A traditional Rodian rowing song.”
“Aren’t you rowing?”
“NO! I’m bailing!”
“Okay, the last thing we tried to salvage from the jungle nearly drowned him. So let’s leave the scary living thing to itself.”
“Is there anyone in this party that knows what a noun is?”
“Where are we? What are we doing? What are dice?”
“Hold on. Let me pretend I’m John. ‘What’s a critical?'”
“The face is not a limb!”
“…Brush you off, pull your weapon for you and put it in your hand…”
“Why did you bring the bait over here?!”
“What’s this ‘afford’? Is that like ‘steal’?”
“Panic. Panic is a good maneuver. It makes you hard to predict.”
“We need a city planner! So we can have streets and our street gang.”
“And we can build a civiliation…”
“…So we can be its dark underbelly.”
“So he’s gonna gum and suck the skin off of it.”
“I’ll tell you what: I’m gonna leave you with your dead pussy and we can move on.”
“Doctor, I have good news. You are no longer the worst smelling thing here.”
“You, cargo bay 4.”
“Is that the one…”
“Yes, that’s the one with no air. It can’t stink in a vacuum.”
“Except there’s a post-it note that says, ‘Think before you space them.'”
“You are not allowed to be a Lando fan both in and out of game.”
“He’s not famous yet!”
“He’s my third favorite Sabacc player!”
“Actually, I’m aware of the state of the ship. The hull may already be electrified.”
“That’s not a rug, sir, that’s a massacre!”
“They’re called ‘landing skids’, but that doesn’t mean you have to…”
“We’re going to gather intel on the things you don’t know.”
“There are a lot of things I don’t know. Have you seen my character sheet?”
“Side note: I believe they’re vulnerable to head shots.”
“The encampments?”
“Yes.”
“I made myself available for…”
“Bar mitzvahs?”
“No. Civilized encounters.”
“We have a list?”
“Yes. I am a very organized pessimist.”
“Also, they didn’t leave the wi-fi password behind.”
“‘Throwing spade’ doesn’t sound as good.”
“The shafts are just fine. They still go up and down.”
“Wait, he throws her down and covers her, or he pulls her down and uses her as cover? Because the way it’s written…”
“Why would you build that?!”