“We haven’t tried fitting anyone in the trunk yet.”
“You haven’t.”
“Trust me, sir. They’ll fit.”
“And Google is pulling up lots of Arkham Massage.”
“I’ve seen enough hentai that I know how that ends.”
“Where did you find those flowers?”
“The flower shop…?”
“That’s where I find flowers. I find they grow there year-round.”
“Don’t show him your elephant. He’ll take it the wrong way.”
“I’m not sure if it says ‘Eat at Joe’s Crab Shack’ or ‘Eat Joe at the Crab Shack’…”
“Here is my camera; I can be identified by it anywhere. It has several incriminating pictures…”
“Sir, I appreciate you inserting this silk lining into my pocket, but I have no idea what it has to do with the rare books section…”
“Okay… I will dedicate myself…”
“To reading another horrible tome that you really shouldn’t be reading?”
“I fear you’re going too deep, sir. You’re becoming native.”
“In the library?”
“In the cultist research, sir.”
“But I have to inform you, sir, that when the time comes that you push me down a bottomless hole, I will be leaving your employ.”
“When the time comes that I need to push someone down a bottomless hole, it will be the rum-runner. Possibly the accountant.”
“Did you just say, ‘who is on the awesome expedition?'”
“Her name was Marian.”
“Miriam.”
“Whatever.”
“I don’t know what I’m going to do when the bag of pencils stops showing up.”
“Buy your own?”
“Can we get some more Rainbow Snake in our life?”
“Just to be clear, I’m going to roll the dice and then run away to somewhere safe…”
“I’m not helping. I’m not helping at all.”
“You say that like I’m looking for something to steal.”
“No, worse, you’re wandering around looking for something worth stealing.”
“Hey, this shrub is poorly tended!”
“He needs a new landscaper.”
“The whole house smells like sweat.”
“I really wish I was reading an old tome that’s going to destroy my sanity…”
“Yeah, I think I won this one.”
“We’re from the inter-library loan system.”
“Your book is overdue!”
“That’s a penny a day!”
“Do you have a gun?”
“No, he has a finger.”
“And I know how to use it!”